Just when you think that the Scots have a lock on the title for food most likely to be eaten on a dare, along comes Pizza Hut Japan, chanting, "One deep dish to bring them all and in the coronary 'event' bind them." Because a sausage-and-cheese pizza isn't greasy and salty enough, you need a crust made of pigs in blankets! With miniature hamburgers as topping! And choice of tomato-based or maple syrup dipping sauce! Oh, and it's got some nominal vegetables, which are crying out in fear because they are so very, very alone.
I'm no stranger to the joys of a deep-fried Milky Way or sticky toffee pudding with clotted cream, both of which are delicious reminders of how lipids and sugar make our caveman tastebuds stand up and sing. But there are limits.
2 comments:
Lieber Gott. I somehow missed that half the crust is cheesy rolls, so you can alternate between processed unnatural hideously soulless versions of mean OR dairy.
That's some f*d up s**t. It should be a crime even to sell that.
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