Succumb to the meme

Bolding those you've read, italicizing those you've read a bit of, leaving the rest alone. I put comments in parens, because fish gotta swim and I gotta natter.
Ganked from Pharyngula.

• Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell
  
• Anna Karenina
  
• Crime and Punishment
  
• Catch-22
• One Hundred Years of Solitude (Stone me if you must.)
• Wuthering Heights
• The Silmarillion
• Life of Pi: a novel (An odd book to become a bestseller.)
• The Name of the Rose
  
• Don Quixote (I took introductory Japanese instead of reading this. Chotto matte kudasai; I'll get to it.)
• Moby Dick
• Ulysses
• Madame Bovary (I was talking about this one just the other night. Death by arsenic is apparently no fun.)
• The Odyssey
• Pride and Prejudice
• Jane Eyre
• The Tale of Two Cities
• The Brothers Karamazov
• Guns, Germs, and Steel: the fates of human societies
• War and Peace
• Vanity Fair
• The Time Traveler's Wife
  
• The Iliad (Endless futzing about. Fight the war, ice your tragic heroes, and go home already.)
• Emma
• The Blind Assassin
• The Kite Runner
• Mrs. Dalloway
• Great Expectations
• American Gods ("Hey, you...Thought, Memory, whichever one you are: say 'nevermore.'")
• A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
• Atlas Shrugged (At a certain point in late adolescence, most of us take either Hermann Hesse or Ayn Rand very seriously. I went with Hesse.)
• Reading Lolita in Tehran: a memoir in books
• Memoirs of a Geisha
• Middlesex
• Quicksilver (Ten pages in I developed a debilitating attack of the eye-rolls.)
• Wicked: the life and times of the wicked witch of the West
• The Canterbury Tales
• The Historian: a novel
• A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man
• Love in the Time of Cholera
• Brave New World
• The Fountainhead
• Foucault's Pendulum
• Middlemarch
• Frankenstein (Assigned as a high school penalty when I trespassed by reading two books in as many nights and was a smart-ass about it.)
• The Count of Monte Cristo
  
• Dracula
• A Clockwork Orange
• Anansi Boys
• The Once and Future King ("He'm verminous, but he'm honest." Aw.)
• The Grapes of Wrath
• The Poisonwood Bible: a novel
• 1984
• Angels & Demons
• The Inferno
  
• The Satanic Verses
• Sense and Sensibility
• The Picture of Dorian Gray
• Mansfield Park
• One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
• To the Lighthouse
• Tess of the D'Urbervilles (One Hardy novel per lifetime is more than enough.)
• Oliver Twist
• Gulliver's Travels
• Les Misérables
• The Corrections
• The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay
• The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time
• Dune
• The Prince
• The Sound and the Fury
• Angela's Ashes: a memoir
• The God of Small Things (Not the same as Small Gods.)
• A People's History of the United States: 1492-present
• Cryptonomicon ("Bobby Shaftoe's gone to sea/ Silver buckles on his knee/ He'll come back and marry me/ Bonny Bobby Shaftoe." The rest of us will plan tourist visits to Bletchley Park.)
• Neverwhere
• A Confederacy of Dunces (People who like this book often hate the books I enjoy, so it's a useful litmus test.)
• A Short History of Nearly Everything
• Dubliners
  
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being (Hee.)
• Beloved
• Slaughterhouse-five
• The Scarlet Letter
• Eats, Shoots & Leaves
• The Mists of Avalon
• Oryx and Crake: a novel
  
• Collapse: how societies choose to fail or succeed
• Cloud Atlas
• The Confusion
• Lolita
• Persuasion
• Northanger Abbey ("You must not imagine that I am the sort of person who reads novels.")
• The Catcher in the Rye
• On the Road
• The Hunchback of Notre Dame
• Freakonomics: a rogue economist explores the hidden side of everything
• Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance: an inquiry into values
• The Aeneid
• Watership Down
• Gravity's Rainbow
• The Hobbit (Do not try to read this for the first time as an adult unless it is your fondest wish to die from cringe.)
• In Cold Blood: a true account of a multiple murder and its consequences
• White Teeth
• Treasure Island
• David Copperfield ("Donkeys, Janet!" Fantastic.)
• The Three Musketeers ("Athos is a mountain." Also hee.)