I am a visitor here, I am not permanent

Things I found when I stopped by Teal's apartment on Monday:

• One fish, not labeled, still swimming
  
• One gallon jug of water labeled "Fish H2O"
• One smaller bottle of water labeled "Plant H20"
• One ziploc bag, containing about three tiny flakes, labeled "Fish food"
  
• One double-sided sheet of instructions, with footnotes, on how to deal with the above, including a declaration of absolution should the first-named join the coral reef invisible
• Two bars of Xocolatl labeled "[3pennyjane] food"

I could get used to this fish-sitting business.