Sunday, April 13, 2008

You may well say gee, young man

I may need to buy a gun. Phased plasma rifle in the forty-watt range? Yeah, this one's ideal for home defense.

The more I read on Hello Kitty Hell, the more freaked-out I get. Really? REALLY? You've got to be joking. And so on. Makes Beeblebears look positively normal.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Funny.

A couple of years ago I bought for my sister's (21st) and girlfriend's-at-the-time birthdays Taurus 111 millennium 9mm pistols (1 ea).

Just a couple of weeks ago I pointed out in the ex-gf's blog that they now come in pink if you know where to go...

3pennyjane said...

Nah, if I started asking for firearms I bet people'd also stop giving me cutlery. (And God knows my step-grandfather's collection is still probably up for distribution. He showed me some sort of revolver at one point a few years back; I received it with the gingerly care one would use to handle a decomposing muskrat. Not a gun person, me.)