Certainties

Death, taxes,...and Eurovision. There is no escape from the power of this fully armed and operational festival of continental WTF. Ayyyyy!

Also, Neil Gaiman is twelve.

Eurovision 2007

It's never easy to pick the Eurovision winner. Will it be this writhing chanteuse in two strips of gauze, or that freaky-themed group of unnaturally tan boys from Norway? Lordi can't enter every year, lest we face the arockalypse.

But I do b'lieve I've found my favorite for 2007. (Edited to add a caveat: Dracula is "dangerous like Tupac." Don't say you weren't warned.)